Saleem : My son is not listening to anything I say.
Rasheed : Is he so adamant ?
Saleem: No, he is deaf.
Hamid Behra: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Rashid loola: Cool, how much did it cost?
Hamid Behra : The time is three past ten.
Doctor Karim, to a rich man: Do you prefer a local anesthesia?
Rich man: I would rather prefer an imported one.
Doctor Yazdani: Have you ever fainted before?
Mareez : Yes, the last time you told me your fees.
Beti : Ammi , today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Ammi: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?
Beti: The homework.
Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn’t he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.
Customer in a hotel: aray Waiter, this qeema tastes funny!
Waiter: Oh!, the cook must have been laughing when he prepared it sir.