Latifay, SULK HERE — February 9, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Laughter Chunk!

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Saleem : My son is not listening to anything I say.
Rasheed : Is he so adamant ?
Saleem: No, he is deaf.

Hamid Behra: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Rashid loola: Cool, how much did it cost?
Hamid Behra : The time is three past ten.

Doctor Karim, to a rich man: Do you prefer a local anesthesia?
Rich man: I would rather prefer an imported one.

Doctor Yazdani: Have you ever fainted before?
Mareez : Yes, the last time you told me your fees.

Beti : Ammi , today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Ammi: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?
Beti: The homework.

Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn’t he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.

Customer in a hotel:  aray Waiter, this qeema tastes funny!
Waiter: Oh!, the cook must have been laughing when he prepared it sir.

 

  • Eman

    heheh 

  • Faiqa K

    funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Yazdani

    Ha ha ha!!!

  • DON

    Likes!

  • Suriya Almas

    hehehe – post more – let me see what more you got here ?

  • Mukhtar Ahmed

    good joke… please write some good sms messages that we can send to our friends