featured, SULK HERE — July 13, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Best Dear Abby Letter Ever!

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By-Sniffing Cat

 

 

 

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems.  He runs up

huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay

them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.

He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.  Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.  The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.  Also, he has gotten religious. One

week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s with Muslims.  Finally, the last straw.  He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.  It’s just so horribly creepy!  Can you

help?

 

Signed,

Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:

 

Stop whining, Michelle.  You’re

getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.  You can divorce the jerk any time you

want.  The rest of us are stuck with the him for an entire term! 

 

Signed,

Abby

  • Sally

    “Michelle My Bell” (The Beatles)
    “You can Ring my Bell (Anita Ward )
    But
    “Love Don’t live here Anymore” (Rose Royce)

    Typed
    Long Tall Sally

  • http://www.facebook.com/yusuf.mohajir Yusuf Mohajir

    hahahaha lmao!!
    OBAMA…..TROLLED!! :D