By Ali Tim
The new synonyms for corruption are most likely to be words such as Politicians , Pakistan ,Prime minister , President .I shudder to think this would happen but I live with the fear that it will!Such is the state of affairs.
Surfing through the web images today as I keyed in the word *Rental , it popped out image results of Raja Pervez Ashraf (Prime Minister) of Pakistan. I found myself not astounded at all as the web directory unfolded a barrage of his pictures confirming his association with the Rental Power projects of PK. That RR’s ill reputation has preceded him and alias Rental is in the top searches of google RR (Raja Rental and not Rock and Roll or Rolls Royce)) is also known to all and sundry .I looked it up a wee bit late , i reckon!
RR represents PPP,himself and his Rental Power projects ,all in fine shambles. He was declared the new prime minister of Pakistan after the members of the NA (Not Available ,Not Applicable, National Assembly) thought they had nothing new to do over the weekend .Therefore they got together in the National Assembly and talking kings and cabbages over , chips , pop corns and soda pop they made him the new Prime Minister of Pakistan.
President Asif Ali Zardari congratulated RR on his success and said ” Ashraf’s election as PM is an indication of the nation’s confidence in democracy . In my opinion ”Zardari’s endorsement for RR is like endorsing “Double Shah” against The Wall Street for all the money that matters .But hey who cares , Prevez Asharf RR doesn’t Double it like the way Shah does . He Rents it and the Doubles kick in automatically without human intervention directly into Swiss bank accounts .He Rents and Dents it and that’s how he has been denting our Mother Nation for ever.
The time to write or not to write has also come.If he does write,Zaradari goes and if he doesn’t then he himself finds the door.This job does not require excellent Letter writing skills .Only a simple* Yes would , suffice !
Ask me what to do? Write an incomplete letter .Yes , both of you.Exit !
Asharf” Ul Maqlooqat ho tu Insan hee bun ke dekhao Raja !