featured, GENERAL — August 3, 2012 3:12 pm

RR Raja Rental*Not Rock N Roll

By Ali Tim

The new synonyms for corruption  are most likely to be words such as Politicians , Pakistan ,Prime minister , President .I shudder to think this would  happen but I live with  the fear that it will!Such is the  state of affairs.

Surfing through  the web images  today as I keyed in the word *Rental , it popped out image results of Raja Pervez Ashraf (Prime Minister) of Pakistan.   I found myself  not astounded at all as the web directory unfolded a barrage of his pictures confirming his association with the Rental Power projects of PK.   That RR’s ill reputation has preceded him and alias Rental is in the top searches of google RR (Raja Rental and not Rock and Roll or Rolls Royce))  is  also known to all and sundry .I looked it  up a wee bit late , i reckon!

RR represents PPP,himself   and his Rental Power projects  ,all in fine shambles.  He was declared the new prime minister of Pakistan after the members of the NA (Not Available ,Not Applicable, National Assembly) thought they had nothing new to do over the weekend .Therefore they got together in the National Assembly and talking kings and cabbages over , chips , pop corns   and soda pop they made him the new Prime Minister of Pakistan.

President Asif Ali Zardari congratulated RR on his success and said ” Ashraf’s election as PM is an indication of the nation’s confidence in democracy . In my opinion ”Zardari’s endorsement for RR is like endorsing “Double Shah” against The Wall Street for all the money that matters .But hey who cares , Prevez Asharf  RR doesn’t Double it like the way Shah does . He Rents it  and the Doubles kick in automatically without human intervention directly  into  Swiss bank accounts .He Rents and Dents it and that’s how he has been denting our Mother Nation for ever.

The time to write or not to write has also come.If he does  write,Zaradari goes  and if he doesn’t  then he himself finds the door.This job does not require excellent Letter writing skills .Only a  simple* Yes would , suffice !

Ask me what to do? Write an incomplete letter .Yes , both of you.Exit !

Asharf” Ul Maqlooqat ho tu Insan hee bun ke dekhao Raja !

Adieus 

  • Rahid

    Raja Rental judgment will come today

  • Faiqa

    Seriously funny again .Why in the world was he sworn in as the PM ? The credibility doesn’t count ? Faiqa Alam

  • Rehan Ahmed

    I love it . It is a funny blog .

  • Saleem Arien

    hehehehehehehehe

  • Kamran

    Hi i am glad to see Ali Tim Lashing out again against the corrupt system . I used to read his articles about music in the eighties .He wrote very well about music and porblems faced by musicians in our country ..