By - Aisha Waris
I hope everyone knows what I am talking about *err* writing about. As the title suggests it’s all about the trend of fraandship since we were allowed the free reign of cellphones by our parents. Although this trend is now on the maturity level but I am sure it won’t *decline*.
Everybody has atleast once in their lives received text messages such as the most common one, *will you fraandship with me?? Or will you make fraandship with me?* and if you do reply by mistake, that person will start acting like a UHU. Your cellphone’s light will keep on blinking the whole day. It’s the era of torturing one through the *ghantiyaan* aka missed calls.
Here’s a hypothetical example of a fraandship conversation…
0321*******: will you make fraandship with me?
Innocent people: no
0321*******: karlain naaaa, plz
Ip: STOP TEXTING ME :@
0321*******: main waisa /waisi nahi hun…(note: to save myself from being labeled as a feminist/biased/whatever, I am attacking both boys and girls)
Innocent people stop replying.
After 5 minutes……
10 MISSED CALLS FROM 0321*******…AAARRRGGGHHHH!
For my convenience I have downloaded a call block software in my cell phone. Aah, relieeeeffff! I don’t have to charge my cell phone much now…*evil grin*
This fraandship trend is becoming so weird , we even get messages from the mobile phone services companies to join a fraandship korner….HELLO PEOPLE, I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD , WHY WILL I WANT TO BE FRAANDS WITH FRAANDSHIPPERS??
Coming to Facebook, my *other messages* have a new message everyday by unknown people…even girls. And these people have the guts to actually add you *as a friend* or should I say fraand? I asked one girl if i know her, she replied, *no I just want you to like my page….ahem, her own personal page so I can comment on her pics *aww honey you are looking so damn hawwwwttttt* and so we might end up being BFF..GIVE ME A BREAK!! YEP A KIT KAT WILL DO.
The only purpose to write on this topic is *I AM FRUSTRATED WITH THIS ACT, I DON’T WANT TO *MAKE* FRAANDSHIP WITH ANYONE, I DON’T WANT TO LIKE YOUR PAGE AND COMMENT ON YOUR PICS AND I CERTAINLY DON’T WANT TO CALL HER HAWWWT BECAUSE HONESTLY SHE WASN’T, SO LEAVE ME ALONE !!*
And I swear I am not being *Santi*…it’s actually senti which is pronounced and written as *SANTI* by the freak university press vocabulary book.
P.S: my spell checker has gone mad with so much *fraandship* above!!